Questions I can imagine getting:

(Yes, I am giving in to insecurity by including this section. I have never been chill a day in my life!)

Why do you suck?

Sorry! Um, the team's in a building season? 

Why do your standalone pieces contain anywhere from similarities to entire verbatim components from your quick poems?

The daily stuff is WIP inventory. It's a process!

Why is one of your poems slightly different from the last time I was here?

I believe in continuous improvement and also have selective control and commitment issues.